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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza can have meat and cheese."

"What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway? Through the windshield"

"Do you want to hear a powerball joke? Sorry, odds are you won't get it."

"What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife? Thanks for the mammaries."

"Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party? Because he always brings the boos"

"What's the difference between hard and light? I can go to sleep with a light on."

"I'll bet Miss Piggy kissed a lot of princes before she found her frog."

"Have You Ever Taken a Bus? WELL THEY WANT IT BACK!!!!!!"

"How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight."

"I tried talking to this hot girl and she put her hand up and said I only think with my dick So I told her to blow my mind, then."