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Joke of the Day

"2016: Surely Donald Trump won't win 2017: He can't do that... right? 2018: I hope my district wins the Hunger Games!"

"RIDDLER: What has-- BATMAN: A gazebo ROBIN: Matches RIDDLER: Let me finish- BM: A paperweight R: Dental floss RIDDLER: I hate you guys"

"A drivers license is basically just a selfie with way too much info."

"Why are linear equations so easy to interrogate? Because they always give you a straight answer."

"The sign down the highway said ""Don't be a turkey, don't text and drive"" They misspelled vegetable."

"""My desires are... unconventional."" ""Show me."" *opens door to a room full of memes*"

"A Girl on Twitter, finally gave birth,Now she's been tweeting her baby pics every 20min & Makes me feel I am raising her child with my Data"

"Children in the backseat cause accidents. But accidents in the backseat cause children."

"Ghost me would do the same stuff as alive me. Howl. Wander. Stand in front of the fridge and stare at all the food I'm not allowed to eat."

"Best way to speed date: ""What's your favorite subreddit?"" ""What's a subreddit?"" ""Next."""