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Joke of the Day

"Re: global warming and the cold weather ""Liberals keep telling me the Titanic is sinking but my side of the ship is 500 feet in the air."""

"When I was a kid my younger cousin always cheated at freeze tag, So I wasn't surprised when I heard he got shot by the cops"

"There's a good chance this chocolate cake will need rape counseling after I'm done."

"What idiot called it kitchen worktop manufacture and not counter productive."

"Is knowing of collapse of supermarket in Latvia? Is sad but now has five more potato for all of Latvia."

"How do I like my eggs? Unfertilized, thanks."

"I think we can all agree that ""Phillybuster"" would be a great name for a cheese steak restaurant in Washington DC"

"*calls into work* ""yo boss i'm real sick"" ""you don't sound sick..."" ""ya, just got a new tribal tat & heelys"" ""wow u do sound hella sick"""

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no ideer."

"When your boss says ""You need help"", he never means a hitman."