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Joke of the Day

"Must be tough for an honest Nigerian businessman to make a living."

"First they find ice on Mars.. ..now they find water.. ..next they will find Scotch.. ..NASA hell-bent on proving Men are from Mars.."

"What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says, ""cockadoodledoo"". Your mom says, ""anycockwilldoo""."

"What club cancels their meeting everytime? The vegan club"

"Hillary Lewinsky's campaign has received an endorsement by... Weird Al Sharpton."

"I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the artic... ...Doc says I might have ""Buy Polar"" disorder! EDIT: arctic*"

"Superman and Batman probably had a lot of ""capes in the toilet water"" accidents when they went to take a dump."

"Girl, do you watch football? Cuz I'll finger blast you harder than Jason Pierre Paul"

"Kids are like farts. You can just about stand your own."

"Hoping to get a 4k tv after Christmas. Making my new years resolution 3840 x 2160."