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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says, ""cockadoodledoo"". Your mom says, ""anycockwilldoo""."

"What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands? Having half a screaming child on your hands."

"There is only one rule for when you're in Mexico Trust no Juan."

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs? Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken."

"I heard you were in to fitness... well ima be fitness dick in your mouth in a second"

"Where does Phil Collins record all of his music? The stu-stu-studio."

"What do you call a mod in r/News ? [Removed]"

"If I had a time machine I'd alter the Big Bang Theory pilot episode so all the characters exploded in the very first scene"

"*Sniffs* ""Spring in the air!"" ""Why should I?"" *ba dum tss*"

"Tsunamis are caused by dolphins breakdancing to celebrate passing another IQ test."