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Joke of the Day
"Hoping to get a 4k tv after Christmas. Making my new years resolution 3840 x 2160."
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"What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick? ""Just put it on my bill"""
"What do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over? Doughnuts"
"What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino? HellifIknow!"
"what you call a Chinese man with a camera? Phil ming"
"My parents said they liked my DNA strand model. I said, ""Thanks. It's a nice pair of genes."""
"""I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN!"" Brain: LOL Empty bottles: LOL Wine shop owner: LOL New bottle: LOL Bottle opener: LOL Liver: LOL Me: LOL"
"Me: I'm going bungee jumping Mom: y? Me: my friend John is Mom: so if John jumped off of a bridge, would you? Me: that's what I just told u"
"If you're dying, and have recently lost your car keys, take the opportunity, as your life flashes before your eyes, to try to spot them!"
"Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend? He just wasn't really Inuit..."