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Joke of the Day
"Girl, do you watch football? Cuz I'll finger blast you harder than Jason Pierre Paul"
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"How do you make a goldfish old? Take away the G."
"Why are constipated people so rude? They don't give a crap"
"Donald Trump was born a year after Hitler died. I now believe in reincarnation."
"Why hunt for vampires when you can just open a tuxedo shop and have them come to you? Work smarter, not harder."
"What does a dog do, that a man steps into. Pants."
"When someone in their 20's talks about ""old people"" they're talking about us."
"My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on."
"I like how when you pull down on a paper towel dispenser you either get half a paper towel or half the roll."
"I never knew Godwin's law was in the English Oxford dictionary.. What a bunch of language fascists. edited: grammar Nazis"