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Joke of the Day
"What club cancels their meeting everytime? The vegan club"
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"I wasn't mad. Then you asked me 12 times if I was mad. Well, now I'm mad."
"ISSUE: is the road runner wile e coyote's son FOR: thhey, seem to respect each other, on some level AGAINST: one of them is a dog"
"Found my 16yr old daughters Twitter today, made her deactivate it...after I copied all of her best material to my draft folder of course"
"I started a company that sells land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."
"I can't believe other countries are allowed to celebrate the New Year before America. Some superpower we turned out to be."
"Cow tipping is a myth. Cattle are horrible tippers. They rarely leave 10%, even for adequate service."
"SMS codes for seniors: BTW - Bring the Wheelchair FWIW - Forgot Where I Was LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again"
"The Whip was especially popular In the 1800's"
"Hear about the new gay sitcom? ""Leave it, it's Beaver."" "