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Joke of the Day

"I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the artic... ...Doc says I might have ""Buy Polar"" disorder! EDIT: arctic*"

"The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep."

"Dad I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to it already has its own spots!"

"What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations? ""Holy moley, I didn't know that!"""

"If God is a woman, then why aren't we sandwiches?"

"What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Consuelo Pronounced - Cunts-way-low"

"Kid Rock must be an Adult Rock by now."

"How many feminists you need to change a lamp? ""That's not funny..."""

"How Can Numbers Be Real If Our i's Aren't Real"

"I used to think an ocean of soda existed... but it was just a Fanta sea!"