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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Dallas Cowboy fans take their wives to the football games? 'Cause they jump the fence and eat the grass."

"Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log."

"How does the Asian chef get to work? He woks."

"How does Samuel L Jackson create fire with an orange? He uses Pulp Friction"

"I got a sweater for christmas... I really wanted a moaner but I got a sweater."

"I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead silly. No wonder he hasn't replied."

"What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant? He gets the kids meal."

"How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world."

"You can't spell anal rash without Sarah Palin."

"My worst 3 subjects in school we're Math and English."