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Joke of the Day
"My worst 3 subjects in school we're Math and English."
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"Hubs: You didn't do anything today did you? Me: I did the dishes. Hubs: There was only one. Me: Fine I did THE dish. Happy?"
"What is the square root of 69? Ate Something! (""8 something"", actually 8.306)"
"What do you call a midget psychic that escaped prison? A small medium at large"
"What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff? Legendary"
"I've been interrogating this dog for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy."
"What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant? Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York."
"joke - ghost What did the ghost wearing sox say? Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose !"
"I assume the #1 reason people change their identity is b/c they answered ""You too"" when the barista said ""Enjoy your bagel."""
"*found in the netflix horror section* ""Mary has a secret that'll TEAR YOU APART"" Movie name: Mary piranha"