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Joke of the Day

"How does the Asian chef get to work? He woks."

"Would you like a havarti sandwich? No thank you, havarti got a sandwich! *rim shot*"

"What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot you racist freaks!"

"I got pulled over by a female cop... When I rolled down my window to ask what was wrong, she said ""NOTHING"""

"What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA."

"If I was a Doctor, my prescription pad would just read: ""Smoke 2 joints, eat ALL the chicken"""

"Be careful, there is also plenty of mentally unstable fish in the sea."

"Nobody's going to see a sticker on a telephone pole and then become a fan of your band."

"I went to a Stevie Wonder concert last week and it was terrible. They moved the piano and forgot to tell him."

"When I fix someone's computer and they say ""Wow how'd you do that?"" I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face."