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Joke of the Day

"How does Samuel L Jackson create fire with an orange? He uses Pulp Friction"

"Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, ""Bang!"""

"Procrastination - Making a better today, tomorrow"

"A woman walks into a hardware store and says, ""I want to buy a hinge."" The clerk says, ""Do you wanna screw for that hinge?"" The woman replies, ""No thanks, but I'll blow you for a toaster."""

"Why did God create men ? Because dildos can't take out the trash."

"I went to a Stevie Wonder concert last week and it was terrible. They moved the piano and forgot to tell him."

"How Wonderful Did you hear the story of the man that had the great honor of being crushed by a steam roller? He was flattered"

"How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year? She hasn't even been a women for a year yet."

"Little do you know that in my head I've already married you, divorced you, and hidden your body."

"Time is not wasted, when your wasted all the time"" ~Benjamin Franklin (I think.)"