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Joke of the Day
"I got a sweater for christmas... I really wanted a moaner but I got a sweater."
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"Oh no I just accidentally did everything wrong all my life"
"I just Googled ""cool new rare diseases."""
"GF told me she wanted to write her ""biography"" & I said ""autobiography"" & now there's a chapter where I sleep at my place."
"Just managed to download the 'Titanic' soundtrack to my phone, even though some said it was unsyncable."
"If the universe were not absurd, would it make sense? squid"
"What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail? Small medium at large"
"A magician walks down the street... and turns into a pub"
"Why did the pope have so many children? Because his condom was a little holy..."
"Fact: Fat people falling down is always funnier than a skinny person falling down."