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Joke of the Day

"I got a sweater for christmas... I really wanted a moaner but I got a sweater."

"A blind dude walks into a bar. Ouch."

"The problem with political jokes... ...is that they always get elected."

"Why is PTSD like riding a bike? You never forget"

"A buddhist monk is watching TV Another monks come in and says, ""What are you watching?"" The monk replies, ""Nothing."""

"""I work with computers."" ""Do you know a lot about computers?"" ""I know they're heavy."" (forgot the comics name, he was on Jay Leno long ago)"

"Was having a problem with one of my contact lenses. Fortunately, my wife had the solution."

"It's like nobody ever considers the consequences of getting to know me."

"this is the worst weather ive ever seen ""what about when the wind had sharks in it?"" that was a movie dad ""oh excuse me weather expert"""

"I use these ( ... ) a lot. For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots."