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Joke of the Day

"You can't spell anal rash without Sarah Palin."

"I got a job as a triangle player in a reggae band... I just stand at the back and ting."

"What's Tom Brady's favorite type of chip? Cheat-Ohs!"

"My plan is simple. Drink Vodka until I start speaking Russian."

"What is worse than Spygate? Deflate-Gate"

"I'm 36 but have the body an 18-year-old The police are pretty upset about it."

"Fun things to do pt 1 When you're stuck in traffic and some guy revs up his engine just yell out ""alright we get it you have a small penis"""

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs Because they always take things literally."

"If you feel like you're going through a rough patch, just remember that it only lasts through adulthood."

"Sometimes I wonder about those old mattresses in the alleys, the stories they could tell. The ones about me are lies of course."