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Joke of the Day
"What's the most beautiful thing in Advanced Physics? A passing grade. :)"
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"Batman Arkham Knight PC port"
"Dear messed-up memory, please tell me where are my keys instead of reminding me that shit I did on May 08, 2002 at 09;13;54 PM."
"Mad cow disease wears off and eventually you're just tired with a cow disease."
"Alcohol Influences If alcohol influences short-term memory, what does alcohol do?"
"FRIEND: and this is my pug PUG: oink ME: (thinkig to self) did that pug just say ""oink"""
"What's big and green and sits in the corner? The Incredible Sulk!"
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rubber-Toe! (Roberto)"
"When your boss says ""you're getting a little behind,"" he won't appreciate it when you wink and say ""been working out-thanks for noticing."""
"If the pen is mightier than the sword, lets have a dual. I'll give you the advantage; you get to use the pen."