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Joke of the Day

"Advice tip for people: 1 stick hand in glue 2 stick hand in feather 3 now you are like bird. Impress your friend."

"Even if I had a refrigerator with glass doors; I would still stand there with the door open."

"Remember that time when you didn't call, & a giraffe round house kicked your neck, & you fell off a merry-go-round & died?nnSo sad. Really."

"Attractive people, have the decency to leave news and comedy to the rest of us."

"did you hear about the farmer who was also a comedian I heard all his jokes were corny"

"What would you call a terrible piece of gold? Absolutely Auful!"

"Two scientists walk into a bar... ...one asks for H2O, the other one asks for H2O too, the second one died."

"If you're a Sanders supporter at a Trump rally, what protocols do you need to follow? The Protocols of Zion, apparently."

"Necrophilia Beer: ""Sit back and crack open a cold one."""

"Why did the dinner roll spend his afternoon knocking on doors? He was a Jehovah's Wheatness"