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Joke of the Day
"What did the russian say before Putin penetrated his asshole? *russian accent* Put it in Putin!"
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"A cannibal showed up late to the luncheon His friends gave him the cold shoulder."
"The list of Republican Presidential Candidates."
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"I got some good tips on how to spice my roast chicken... I guess you could say it was (_) ( _)>- (_) Sage advice."
"What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair? Parachute"
"What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called? Star-Spangled Banner."
"Mickey: ok but that'll be $20 extra Goofy: Done. *Mickey puts on bow and heels*"
"What do you call a wolf you cant find? A where wolf."
"What did a confused Mexican alphabet say? K"