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Joke of the Day
"My kid's latest report card looks like someone with a stutter is trying to swear."
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"A woman walks into a bar and asks the bar tender for a double entendre... So he gives it to her."
"Reddit, You are too cool... ...you give me frostbite."
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Making the decision to turn off life support."
"What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute? [in]solvent"
"So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready. ^^stole ^^this ^^from ^^twitter, ^^sorry"
"After 5 years of therapy, my therapist finally said something that brought tears to my eyes. 'No hablo ingles'"
"My friend just sent me this one. > To the person who stole my Microsoft Office, I will find you! > You have my Word!"
"Your mama so fat.... She uses a paint roller to apply lipstick."
"Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes please What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well you won't be empty-handed will you!"