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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what really gets my goat? El chupacabra"
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"Trump, Pence, Bannon, Sessions, Pompeo, Flynn, Priebus, Tillerson. Not sure Trump knows this but traditionally, you only need 4 horsemen."
"Of all the possible utensils you can use to eat rice... ...how the fuck did two sticks win?"
"I went to Alcoholics Anonymous last week. The first thing they told me to do was to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I stopped going."
"My favourite thing about Pedophilia jokes... Is that they never get old!"
"How much do Rabbi's charge for their circumcisions? Nothing. They just keep the tips."
"are vegans allowed to play Duck Hunt"
"Cash or credit? Did you just assume my tender??"
"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!!"
"I do less before 9AM than most people don't do all day."