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Joke of the Day
"are vegans allowed to play Duck Hunt"
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"It's not funny when a First Lady runs for President. It's Hillary-ous."
"Why is twelve an unfair number? Because it's two against one"
"What's the most powerful part of a french tank Reverse gear"
"My superpower is to cross the road safely and get hit by a parked car."
"Top billiard player retires There are no queues."
"I'm diabetic, so could you pour some Splenda on me instead?"
"Once i thought i was wrong. But I was mistaken"
"Whenever you feel depressed, imagine someone tickling Kristen Stewart."
"I had a one night stand with a girl who liked having pitchers of urine dumped on her head. It was a piss poor experience"