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Joke of the Day

"I do less before 9AM than most people don't do all day."

"Women are like concrete.. You've gotta keep 'em wet and moving 'til you're done laying it."

"I wear a French maid's outfit specifically to get OUT of doing housework."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !"

"What's the difference between England and a teabag? The teabag stays in the cup longer."

"Yo mama so poor... She had to get her haircut at Good Clips."

"My boyfriend thinks I'm not funny. Whatever, at least I'm a real person."

"Why can't the blonde get her drivers license? Everytime the car stops, she wants to jump in the backseat."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get some chicks. (nephew made this joke, he's 5 years old :o)"

"Did you know you can just buy live lobsters? Anyway can I use your shower mine is full of lobsters"