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Joke of the Day

"My favourite thing about Pedophilia jokes... Is that they never get old!"

"What's the worst thing to say to an anorexic person? You are what you eat"

"Customer care: Your call is important to us, please hold on. Customer: *completes graduation* *gets a job* *gets married* *gets old* *dies*"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He still had his dick in the chicken"

"Hillary will be the most transparent president ever... ... because she will have every state secret sitting on an insecure server in her basement. hahahaha *cry*"

"My dick is like news... ...because it passes from mouth to mouth."

"It's always fun running into an old friend you haven't seen in a while. But then you usually wind up regretting hitting them with a car."

"There are two types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate information based off of the given context"

"Donald Trump should hire the Chinese to build the wall After all, they have experience."

"How do you tell the difference between an East Indian Chef and a porn star? Ask them to pronounce the word cumin."