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Joke of the Day
"Cash or credit? Did you just assume my tender??"
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"My daughter said she wants to run away. We talked. She knows she can walk. I wont chase her."
"I usually do not show favoritism... I usually do not show favoritism between my two daughters, but only one of them does anal."
"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken!"
"Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap? Because they're dead"
"I want the Cowboys to come to my funeral so they can let me down one last time!! (Shots fired)"
"So, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs walk into a bar... and I got sued for millions because I used both of their names in the same sentence."
"What do you call a pickled female deer? A dilldoe."
"I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn't fly at all."
"Damn autocorrect... It's always making me say things I didn't Nintendo"