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Joke of the Day
"I like to think that I'm a tiger... even though I'm a mere cat."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !"
"Why did the bride's best friend become a Samurai... because she was made of honour."
"What do women and bass guitars have in common? You have to slap them for people to think you're a good player"
"Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok"
"what do you call a small woman with no nipples? pointless."
"[School] Teacher: What's ur biggst fear? Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger"
"If you want to rob a white person, just say: ""Stop, collaborate, and listen,"" then steal their stuff while they rap the rest of the song."
"How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business."
"centipede: *trips* *but for like, an hour*"