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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A baseball bat."
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"(Trump rally) Trump: I'll take questions now. Reporter: How will you fix California's drought? Trump: More water. Crowd: *cheers wildly*"
"If a malevolent demon is watching you sleep, simply go to Settings > General > Privacy > Malevolent Demon Who Watches You Sleep (Deactivate)"
"Updating your relationship status in public is fine. Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity."
"Is as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn."
"What is brown and runny? Usain Bolt"
"I guess knocking on random dressing room doors in a department store and asking ""hey, can I see how you look?"" is frowned upon."
"What do Nazi marijuana farmers say to their employees? BALE HYDRO!!"
"This winter, ice crystals will stick together and fall from the sky Snow joke"
"What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries? A pirate aye!"