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Joke of the Day
"Found out the name of my neighbor's cat. In other news, I now have free internet."
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"What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl? sometimes i get the joke."
"Did you hear about Trump getting Pink Floyd back together? Only problem is, he's gonna make them pay for every brick in the wall."
"Columbus: SO THIS IS INDIA Natives: actually it's no- C: HI INDIANS N: no see, we are nowhere near- C: INDIA IS FUN LETS EAT YOUR FOOD"
"Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend? Because they're too young for him"
"Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan"
"So I neutered my car yesterday ""You, what?"" Neutered my car ""..."" It's another word for fixed ""I wish I never gave you that thesaurus"""
"hi (sorry for bad english)"
"What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher? Would you like ketchup with your chips?"
"Do you know what the secret of encouragement is? Of course you don't."