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Joke of the Day
"A German joke... ...is no laughing matter"
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"Sometimes I like to run through the street making Super Mario sound effects."
"Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !"
"The labels on prescription bottles are just suggestions, like speed limits."
"I want you to drag me to the bedroom, softly lay me down, & kiss my neck. Now go clean the house while I take a nap."
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? (Super Mario Brothers) *""Denim Denim Denim""*"
"I just dropped my phone in the toilet and for a second I stood over it and thought, ""That's where it belongs."""
"What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th? *Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*"
"To the teenager that flipped me off for honking at you. Your phone is on top of your car."
"Someone calls 911... Man : Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Man : Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Man : The ugly one is winning."