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Joke of the Day
"A German joke... ...is no laughing matter"
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"What is Sherlock's porn star name? Benedict Cuminhersnatch"
"- I'm here to register for the pessimists' club. - Is the glass half empty or half full? - What glass? - Gentlemen, we have a new leader!"
"Watch out for the black ice outside of the bank. It'll rob you of your balance."
"ugh im such a butterfingers (incredibly atractive except i hav very ugly fingers)"
"I'll never be mad enough to throw my phone somewhere."
"Shipment of Viagra was stolen from new York harbor The cops are on the lookout for hardened criminals"
"So i made a joke about paper.. but it was tearable"
"What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare."
"Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees."