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Joke of the Day

"A Muslim, a black guy, a horse, a pirate, a gay, a chicken and a rabbi all walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Redditors screaming REPOST!! at everything are like grandparents. Just that they don't even seem to *like* the 'good old days'."

"This is NOT a repost."

"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist fuck."

"[dinner table] gfs dad: so what do you do for a living me: human trafficking *he chokes* gf: he's a crossing guard dad"

"Nana's house is getting real bad, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting another dead cat."

"I often fantasize about lying naked in bed, surrounded by various bags of chips and I have octopus arms so I can eat all the chips at once."

"What do an elephant and an apricot have in common? They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot."

"Why are Mafia members so good at sex? Because they've always got a stiff in the trunk."

"Excuse me sir, where do you keep the ""Whoomp""? Oh, there it is."