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Joke of the Day
"Why are Mafia members so good at sex? Because they've always got a stiff in the trunk."
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"Whats the funniest type of bird? Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy"
"Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well you have to remember that everything is energy so..."
"Give a pilgrim some corn... He eats for a day, teach a pilgrim to grow corn... He kills your people and takes your land."
"If guys were smart, they'd forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls who buy frozen dinners and cat food."
"A chess grandmaster is asked ""Which do you prefer, sex or chess?"" The grandmaster replies, ""It depends on the position."""
"I thought I saw Jesus in a cookie. But I was wrong. It was just a guy who looked like him."
"What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? ""What the Fuck!"" and ""What a Fuck!"""
"I once had to draw Mohammed in pictionary Turns out he was also a known boxer and game night at the mosque was ruined (Not happy with the latter part of this ""joke"". Feel free to make suggestions)"
"What's green and has four wheels? A turtle. I was lying about the wheels"