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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a shirt you hate? *Cloathed*"
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"What's the difference between rape and extortion? How you spell blackmail"
"Why did the plumber kill himself? He was sewericidal."
"What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement? A bananosecond"
"What is a Detective's favourite pastry? The Tooth Hurts Donut!"
"What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65? AArrrRP"
"An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this? Some sort of joke?!"""
"I once had a brush with Death and then a floss and a rinse; no woman wants to get intimate with a dark annihilator of souls with bad teeth."
"Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping? They have too many ft. *edit for spelling"
"Just once when someone says, ""Is anyone there?"" in a scary movie, I want the villain to be like. ""What up. I'm over here. You got me."""