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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dancing girl? She danced on one leg and then the other, but she made her living between the two of them."

"A man goes into a bar And that's where he stayed for most of my childhood."

"What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie? One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin"

"What do <school name> cheerleaders and a shotgun have in common? Give them 2 cocks and they'll blow."

"What did one bridge say to another? ""Fuck you"" (They were arch enemies)"

"(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating."

"Obama is a cashier and you give him a $10 bill for a $9.97 item. What do you say to him? Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference."

"My Dad got me a thesaurus for Christmas last year But when I opened it every single page was blank. I didn't have the words to describe how angry I was."

"Why are there so many female archaeologists? Because women love digging up old shit."

"[1st time buying drugs] Me: can I get a *reads smudged notes on hand* married iguana Guy: *opens coat to reveal married iguanas* Me: hell ya"