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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dancing girl? She danced on one leg and then the other, but she made her living between the two of them."

"How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents? The ones with food."

"If pronouncing your b's like v's makes you sound Russian... Then *soviet!*"

"Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people."

"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick"

"How Fat Was She!!! She was so fat I got done fucking her and rolled over twice, and I was still on the bitch."

"Her: Couldn't you have picked a better record to beat? Me: *covered in 13,000 bees* There's no way this can end badly, Susan."

"A Teacher in Wales got arrested They found a pencil, a ruler and a geometry set square. Allegedly he was part of the Al-gebra network and purchased ""weapons of math instruction"""

"What do you call a child afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"

"Hey girl, are you into fitness? Well how about fitness cock in your mouth?"