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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him? Get off me Holmes!"
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"Did you hear about the unreleased Western starring Bruce Lee? He played Squint Eastwood."
"Life is like a bicycle A black will probably take it."
"[Dog yoga class] Teacher: Alright, let's go into downward human pose [Dogs hunch over and start pretending to text]"
"I almost died trying to brush my teeth with my left hand."
"Ugh this morning this cop was all ""what's with the fake mustache"" & ""you can't throw turtle shells out of your vehicle"" & ""who's Yoshi"""
"Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus"
"What sexual position guarantees the ugliest baby? Go ask your mother"
"I had an uncle who was a drunk... tried getting him into other hobbies like sculpting but he was always getting plastered."
"Did you hear Rolf Harris is dyslexic? rofl"