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Joke of the Day
"I just met a black vegan... All I kept asking was ""so you don't eat chicken?"""
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"*beats arachnophobia* *trips over child dressed as Spider-Man* *fears spiders again*"
"Popeye was a lonely sailor no wonder why he had such big forearms."
"Websites that are similar to Reddit."
"The CDC has updated their rules for handling Ebola: 1) put your left leg in 2) take your left leg out 3) shake it all about"
"My friends accused me of making jokes about David Bowie I said ""Oh no, not me"""
"I just held the door open for an Asian guy. He said, ""Sank you,"" so I punched him in the face. I can't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that."
"Why don't plumbers ride bikes? Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack"
"There's no wrong answer until you answer differently than me."
"My Nissan uncomfortably seats 7 if any group of people wants to take an intimate road trip"