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Joke of the Day

"I heard Christians only count 1 through 9. I wonder what happens if they say 10?"

"Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible Is that true? Where can it be found? Yes. Matthew 14:92: ""And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt """

"What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper? Bidet, mate."

"I tried to make a joke about unemployed people... But none of them work."

"Friends don't let friends drive drunk but I don't want them staying at my house And that's why Uber was created"

"What do American Beer and sex in a canoe have in common? They're both f*cking close to water. [Joke courtesy of Zane Lamprey on an episode of Three Sheets]"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. All they do is complain that the lightbulb won't screw them"

"I'am drinking with my new GF and her gay friend from work. So there's 100% chance I'am getting laid and a 50% chance I'll like it."

"2 men walked into a bar The third one ducked"

"so i accidentally stabbed my friend's butt last night... but he forgave me, it was an asshole."