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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. All they do is complain that the lightbulb won't screw them"

"It's called karma, and it's pronounced ""haha! Screw you!"""

"The Pumpkin Spice Gang ~An over caffeinated pack of basic white girls that can do things with a selfie stick that you didn't think possible."

"*bumpes into my ex on the street *dials a number Hello, Satan? Dude I thought we had an agreement?!"

"Dopted Dad: Have you seen an animal named Dopted? Son: What's a Dopted? Dad: You are. You're adopted."

"Advertised as a ""Cougar Cruise"" Reality - Weight loss cruise where live cougars are released & you spend your vacation fleeing large cats"

"Hi I'm with the salad police. If you happen to see or hear any suspicious activity regarding renegade vegetables in your local area Please lettuce know"

"TIL of a soccer player that is never invited to any parties He is just too messi"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Title."

"How I Won the Pools by Jack Potts"