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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. All they do is complain that the lightbulb won't screw them"

"What goes into something hot hard and covered in plastic and comes out soft and wet A frozen pizza with its wrapper left on"

"I tried to tell the doctor I was constipated... She said I was full of shit"

"How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan? Take away their tiny brooms!"

"I just finished writing a book on dolphins. I should have used paper."

"Why can't the insecure fish sing well? He's never comfortable in his own scales."

"Why are white girls so odd? Because they ""can't even!"""

"People shouldn't make rape jokes The laughter is usually forced."

"My friend sent me a picture of her baby and I don't have a baby so I just sent her back a picture of a steak I cooked once."

"Satan: you can spend eternity in hell OR you can go to work for the first time in 5 days. Me: hmmm Satan: well? Me: IM THINKING, DAMN IT"