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Joke of the Day

"Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible Is that true? Where can it be found? Yes. Matthew 14:92: ""And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt """

"Why isn't /u/JokeExplainBot here anymore? There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here."

"Reporter: Is there anything you can do to make people hate you more? Rodger Goodell: Coldplay is doing the Super Bowl halftime show."

"The Hyundai Elantra is Sonata Sonata So not a Sonata"

"What beer does Sean Connery drink? Grols"

"Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that you can effectively work as part of a team"

"A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar... ...and the bartender looks at them and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes? A bright eye deer."

"Why did the leper return to the shower? He forgot his head and shoulders."

"If every house in Mexico isn't perfectly landscaped and each bed isn't impeccably made then what in the fuck?!"