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Joke of the Day

"Seagull joke Q: What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts? A: Steven Seagull"

"HILARY AND THE TRUTH Hilary Clinton saying she is going to tell the truth is like an atheist saying 'God bless you.'"

"I met a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray. Crazy conversations, he was definitely a seasoned veteran."

"Jay-Z has an underachieving brother named Lay."

"""We don't have iced coffee"" Me: ""You have coffee?"" ""Yes"" Me: ""You have ice?"" ""Yes"" Me: ""Were you raised in a barn?"""

"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10? They revived to much XP "

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme."

"What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once"

"I cried when one day when my dad decided to chop onions for dinner... I miss onions, he was a good dog."

"As there aren't any female leprechauns, where do leprechauns come from ~ something to ponder every St Patrick's Day"