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Joke of the Day
"Jay-Z has an underachieving brother named Lay."
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"*sits son down for the talk* You ready? ""Yeah"" Ok. When a man and a woman love each other- *pulls out Pokeball* -they throw this at a baby"
"""Your new girlfriend seems a bit, I don't know...bookish?"" She has a name you know! ""What is it?"" ...Paige."
"What do tou get when you cross a Rooster and a Cat Sex"
"How I pissed off my girlfriend during sex. I pissed on her."
"Outvoted 1-1 by my wife again."
"50% of all trending topic tweets are people asking what the trending topic means."
"*hears robber in house* If anybody is there.. I have Updog & I'm not afraid to use it. ""What's Updog?"" Not too much haha you? ""Robbing you"""
"What do you call an atheist bone? A blasfemur."
"A man goes to the docter Man: Well doctor, what's the diagnosis? Doctor: What's your zodiac sign? Man: Cancer. Doctor: What a coincidence!"