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Joke of the Day

"What did the fry cook do when he found out he was cooking burger patties made of feces? He flipped a shit."

"My dog is an alcoholic... So he had to be put in the 20 step program."

"It's 4AM and I roll out of bed. My eyes bloodshot. I haven't slept in weeks. What the hell holds up those blocks in Mario?"

"Me: Help Universe: LOL"

"They say not to go to the grocery store when you're hungry, but I ran out of food and few days ago, and it's just getting worse. :("

"Everyone in this reddit likes the same food? Copy Pasta"

"What would you rather be stamped on by a herd of elephants or an angry woman in high heels... At least the elephants you could reason with"

"Have you heard about the man with five penises? His underwear fit like a glove."

"Fertility clinic What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope? ""Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."""

"What do you call the occasionally toxic, organic substances that accumulate over the years in a hoarder's house? Horticulture."