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Joke of the Day

"As there aren't any female leprechauns, where do leprechauns come from ~ something to ponder every St Patrick's Day"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Stegosoreass."

"These next few days are going to be just like the OJ Riots. Oh wait..."

"What's worse than waking up at a party with a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced."

"What do you call a dog on the beach? Sandy Claws Merry Christmas"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't fucking know. Chickens don't even know what roads are he probably thought it was a field."

"Good news: I recently discovered I was interested in Necrophilia. Bad news: I'm a submissive bottom."

"Did you hear about the guy that was hospitalized with several plastic horses in his ass? His condition is stable"

"What's the best part of split-pea soup? The cut up peaness."

"One of my ancestors invented the glove Well, he had a hand in it"