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Joke of the Day

"I met a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray. Crazy conversations, he was definitely a seasoned veteran."

"They say you are what you eat... I guess that makes me human"

"What does smoking a cigarette and eating a pussy have in common? [NSFW] The flavor gets stronger as you get closer to the butt."

"What did the cop say to his belly button? You're under a vest lol"

"So, did you hear that the woman who won the international Strawberry picking contest has no legs? Jammy Cunt!"

"How much space does fungi need to grow? As Mushroom as possible."

"My room + internet connection + music + food homework = perfect day."

"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"

"What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion? Fast food"

"My girlfriend is a porn star! She's gonna be pissed when she finds out. EDIT: thanks for front page!"