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Joke of the Day

"She walked in & she had legs, legs that went on for days. Who knows where they went? They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed"

"I received 10 pounds of pot in the mail by mistake. So I did the right thing and called the police to come pick up all 4 pounds."

"Shout-out to people just out of earshot."

"Way less people would sneeze in public if we replaced ""bless you"" with ""nice filthcloud."""

"Classic Why'd the mushroom go to the party? Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party? Cause there wasn't mushroom!"

"How do you tell if someone is being a karma whore? EDIT: Wow I didn't expect this to become so popular!"

"I went to the park earlier to play frisbee with me dog. It was shit! I think I need a flatter dog."

"""Eat her already!"" - Animal watching people kissing"

"If you need space join NASA' Baby! XD"

"Why does my computer say Hello? Because it's a Dell."