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Joke of the Day

"She walked in & she had legs, legs that went on for days. Who knows where they went? They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed"

"Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is!"

"Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority.. Because they hate Dick's"

"A couple of Irishmen are walking down a dirt road . . . The come across a sign that says ""Tree Fellers Wanted"". One of them says to the other, ""To bad there's only two of us."""

"I'm addicted to Halloween! Nobody seems to know how to ""treat"" it"

"How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry."

"Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid's school to inspire you to never eat cookies again."

"In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word ""blobjob"". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for..."

"I told my boss I needed a raise to stay at work because there are three different companies showing interest in me... He asked me which companies and I told him, ""The gas, electric, and cable ones"""

"What is it? It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow"