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Joke of the Day
"Nothing like sitting on a chair at your kid's school to inspire you to never eat cookies again."
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"What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes? The arts student gets a mark for it."
"If FiveGuys had been founded by black people It should have been called ThreeGuys."
"I'll grow my beard out just so I can knock on a strangers door & whisper, ""I'm here to pick your kid up for prom. Either one. I don't care."""
"What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop? I can't decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!"
"What's the speed limit of sex? 68, because if you go 69 you'll flip over and eat it."
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical scale? D minor!"
"What do you call a scary horse? A night-mare."
"A breakfast crime Did you here about the egg who *cracked* the case?. He was super *yolked* so it was *over-easy*."
"Henry David Thoreau walks into a bar. The bartender says: We don't serve your kind here! Thoreau replies: Walden. I'll see myself out."