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Joke of the Day
"I'm addicted to Halloween! Nobody seems to know how to ""treat"" it"
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"""wow with attitude like this do you even have friends"" me: yes in fact i have all 10 seasons of it"
"Why does everyone like the KKK? Cause they're the best!"
"What do you call two girls having their menstrual cycles? A menstrual bicycle."
"Sean Connery walks into a bar. He says ""I'd like a single shot."" The bartender says ""That's a good idea because if you had the chickenpox, the virus is already in you."""
"Why did the Chinese man tell a joke? Just China be funny."