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Joke of the Day
"Why did Eeyore cross the road? To get to the other... *sigh*"
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"My dog has been chasing people on bikes lately so I had to take away his bike"
"I tried to blow a hair off my laptop screen so now there's some spit next to the hair."
"Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? He hasn't either"
"If your surname is Rice and you don't name your kid, Fried then I can never be friends with you."
"What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist."
"What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A tire."
"Does a farmer eat female sheep? Ewe, no."
"Oedipus the King You know, Oedipus the king really gives new meaning to the term ""mother fucker""."
"I'm diabetic, and I can't eat sweets It'll cost me an arm and a leg. (It's ok for me to post this, cos I am actually a diabetic)"