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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you intersect two planes? A national travesty."

"Why don't cows hang out with camels? They're all a bunch of drama-dairies."

"Hubby is trying to get it up...There we go...Ok now it won't go down-oh there it goes...Shit, now it's going back up! Garage door is broken"

"I hate when people talk behind my back. They disscuss me."

"I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all both Florida and Louisiana have oil."

"Why did the chicken limp across the road? Because it was a lame joke."

"I think my daughter might turn out to be the next Martin Scorsese! (Her eyebrows are fucking terrifying)"

"What Saudi funded event ended in a massive collapse on 9/11? Hillary Clinton's campaign."

"My ultimate dream is to move back home, open up a bar and run it with all of my friends, and then burn it down for the insurance money"

"My puppy is a bastard son of a bitch His mother is a single mother"