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Joke of the Day
"My puppy is a bastard son of a bitch His mother is a single mother"
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"if a picture's worth a thousand words, the people posting photos on twitter are going over by 860 characters"
"What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed? ""So ve it."""
"Why did the zombie cross the road? To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)"
"Coldplay have been arrested. They played ""Clocks""."
"Have you heard about what happened to that biggest sausage party last weekend? Nobody came."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because it was my first fap in over two weeks."
"I had sex with my girlfriend while camping once... It was really fucking in tents!"
"Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilet stalls big enough to run around in."
"*uses Mr. Clean magic eraser to wipe off your drawn on eyebrows*"