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Joke of the Day

"My puppy is a bastard son of a bitch His mother is a single mother"

"Magneto spent his high school years dating girls with braces."

"A black man and a Pakistani fell from a cliff. Which landed first? The black man because the Pakistani was a shade lighter."

"Wanna hear a word i made up? Plagiarism"

"I wasn't good enough for you in high school but suddenly after 5 kids a husband and 3 boyfriends I'm starting to look good eh?"

"Why couldn't the tampon twins get dates? They were both stuck up cunts!"

"Dear shaving commercials: please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress us, try shaving a gorilla."

"Why is sex like snow? Because you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun."

"why google is a she? she have an answer for everything"