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Joke of the Day
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA-TA!"
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"Car joke Spell shop..... what do cars do at green lights?"
"[job interview] Interviewer: ""Do you have any questions for me?"" Me: ""How strong is the wifi signal in the restroom?"" Interviewer:"
"In the words of a famous troublemaker I have a dream."
"Definition of laziness : It's a talent of taking rest before you get tired..........coz prevention is better than cure"
"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change"
"How did the Hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool"
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year and when he does, it's down the chimney."
"What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef? Take a wok."
"Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver? She's dead."