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Joke of the Day

"How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it depends on what you mean by change."

"Minorities have the race card, women have the gender card, homosexuals have the gay card, but what do discriminatory white men have? The Trump card. Edit: so that's what they mean by RIP Inbox..."

"the ideal number of pillows should be on a bed is 6-10."

"Bruce Willis pours a can of Red Bull onto his flower bed then drinks 8 gallons of water out of a watering can before realising his mistake"

"Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He had no body to dance with"

"It's only Wednesday and I'm already 94% done with this week."

"Stealing my little brother's (fellow Redditor) original joke, hope he sees it and is pissed. What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...? A Porky-Pine"

"He has the grocery Liszt What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket? I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet."

"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na!"

"What do you call a Vietnamese undercover police officer pretending to be a prostitute? Pho Ho PoPo"